Last night’s episode has generated more comments here than any other episode, ever. We started a thread in the forum called “I hate Coach SO much that I…” so that everyone can describe JUST how much they hate Coach.
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by Troy Rogers
Although Brendan made an impressive, last minute charge down the Survivor field into Coach’s territory, he was blindsided (Ray Lewis and Lawrence Taylor style) when Tyson, Coach and Stephen had the votes in a tie between Sierra, Brendan, and Coach before only Sierra and Brendan were left and the entrepreneur from New [...]
And during the Tribal Council in which he was ousted, Brendan openly admitted he had found the hidden Immunity Idol. “I think one of the things that put a target on my back was the fact I had been to Exile so often.” He said that’s why he admitted he had possession of it.
But the [...]
Brendan Synnott did not need the million dollar prize. He’s already a millionaire, probably many times over. Brendan came into Survivor: Tocantins with a target on his back (his name had leaked prior to the start of the season, so his fellow castaways already knew about his background) and, yet, played about as good [...]
By TIM MOLLOY
Survivor’s Brendan Synnott is a multimillionaire businessman, but he’s not above a lowly feud, especially one with a marketing tie-in. His rival in the hopefully good-natured spat is Benjamin “Coach” Wade, who survived Thursday’s Tribal Council when Brendan’s campaign against him collapsed. Brendan now considers Coach out of touch with reality, perhaps because [...]
“This goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory.”
- Hamlet, William Shakespeare.
Ashes. Ashes. All is ashes. In just two consecutive hideous episodes of Survivor Tocantins, all hope has been lost. Evil has triumphed. Imagine if, in The Return of the King, Frodo had been eaten by Shelob, and the Ring returned to Sauron. [...]
The Benjamin Wade Era - breathe it in. Bask in its absurd glory. There will never be another era like it on Survivor. Coach, over the course of one hour last night, became one of the most dynamic, unreal and engaging characters we’ve ever seen on Survivor. If you were to try and explain the [...]
Bear Naked Granola founder Brendan Synnott, the entrepreneur/dragon who was voted out of Survivor Tocantins last night, has a new business venture coming, and he’s tied its early marketing to his slayer on the show, Benjamin “Coach” Wade.
His new company Evol Burritos is giving away 50,000 free burritos—you get a coupon for a free “all [...]
Okay, truth test…you’re starting to love Coach a little bit, right? If not, you are gonna hate this blog, because this blog is dedicated to Coach.
I’ve hosted Survivor for 18 seasons, and up until now there has only been one person I thought might be worthy of their own show and that was Boston Rob. [...]
I’m not getting the alliance thought processes
Last week the alliances were flying all over the place. The Timbira tribe is more than happy to off some of their own and adopt a Jalapao or two. Tyson and Coach both take credit for the plan to vote out Brendan or Sierra by splitting the vote in [...]
By Andrew Stubinski
Before the end of last episode, there was a lot maneuvering going on at the Forza Camp. Team Secret’s existence was in jeopardy, and it seemed like a new alliance with Coach, Tyson, Stephen, and JT at its core was being born. The, at the last possible moment, Jeff informs all interested [...]
Survivor Tocantins started last night with perhaps the best story ever told on the show. And who was the storyteller? Coach of course.
The Renaissance man wannabe decided to lift everyone’s spirits after Joe’s sudden departure with a story that “only three people know.” I sure everyone felt special. Coach, who loves to call himself the [...]
By Dalton Ross
He’s beyond bonkers, and perhaps the most maddening ‘Survivor’ contestant in history. But it’s time to embrace the insanity.
At the start of the season, I picked Brendan to win it all. He seemed like the guy with the brains, brawn, and social skills to go all the way. So, naturally, I rooted [...]
By Paige Wiser
If you are watching “Survivor,” you know the many charms of the Steven Seagall-haired, pygmie-fighting Coach. Just a few of my favorite things from last night’s episode.
Soccer coach “Coach” seems to suffer from whatever it is that Blagojevich has. He repeatedly, repeatedly refers to himself as “the dragonslayer,” and last night extended [...]
by Ryan Haidet
The rift among the former Timbira tribe was obvious in tonight’s episode of Survivor: Tocantins — The Brazilian Highlands as two power players — Coach and Brendan — targeted each other. With strategy, crazy stories and whitewater rafting, this episode seemed to have a bit of everything — including two of the [...]
By Andy Dehnart
No one trusted Brendan, so he left before ‘dragonslayer’ Coach
Brendan Synnott, a entrepreneur from New York, was the latest castaway booted off “Survivor Tocantins.”
The tribe has spoken: Brendan was voted out by the alliance led by Tyson and Coach, and that will just make Coach’s ego even bigger than it already is. [...]
Tyson, who holds the idol, is feeling pretty cheeky as he checks to see the votes to take out Brendan. Taj, Steven, Brendan, JT, and Seirra are planning to vote out Coach, and they spread the word around. Coach has no idea about the others and their plan, but JT thinks that this is one [...]
by NATALIE FINN
Tyson Apostol may have proved to be the somewhat evil and improbably psychic mastermind of Thursday’s episode of Survivor: Tocantins, but Ben “Coach” Wade made sure all was digested with an extra helping of samurai sayings and epic tales of integrity and brushes with cannibalism.
He didn’t leave much of an impact on [...]
The best part of this from our perspective is that this comes 24 hours after Coach said he would never lie to anyone. Brendan gives Coach the same look that we often see Jim give Dwight on The Office. The title of this episode, “The Biggest Fraud in the Game”, comes from Brendan’s comments about [...]
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